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stonerserpent

GET IN MY BUSINESS PLEASE:

tayloratthedisco

  1. The meaning behind my url:
  2. A picture of me:
  3. How many tattoos i have and what they are:
  4. Last time i cried and why:
  5. Piercings i have:
  6. Favorite band:
  7. Biggest turn offs:
  8. Top 5 (insert subject):
  9. Tattoos i want:
  10. Biggest turn ons:
  11. Age:
  12. Ideas of a perfect date:
  13. Life goal:
  14. Piercings i want:
  15. Relationship status:
  16. Favorite movie:
  17. A fact about my life:
  18. Phobia:
  19. Middle name:
  20. Height:
  21. Are you a virgin?
  22. What’s your shoe size?
  23. What’s your sexual orientation?
  24. Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?
  25. Someone you miss:
  26. What’s one thing you regret?
  27. First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:
  28. Favorite ice cream?
  29. One insecurity:
  30. What my last text message says:
  31. Have you ever taken a picture naked?
  32. Have you ever painted your room?
  33. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
  34. Have you ever slept naked?
  35. Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?
  36. Have you ever had a crush?
  37. Have you ever been dumped?
  38. Have you ever stole money from a friend?
  39. Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?
  40. Have you ever been in a fist fight?
  41. Have you ever snuck out of your house?
  42. Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
  43. Have you ever been arrested?
  44. Have you ever made out with a stranger?
  45. Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
  46. Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?
  47. Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?
  48. Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?
  49. Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
  50. Have you ever seen someone die?
  51. Have you ever been on a plane?
  52. Have you ever kissed a picture?
  53. Have you ever slept in until 3?
  54. Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now?
  55. Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
  56. Have you ever made a snow angel?
  57. Have you ever played dress up?
  58. Have you ever cheated while playing a game?
  59. Have you ever been lonely?
  60. Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?
  61. Have you ever been to a club?
  62. Have you ever felt an earthquake?
  63. Have you ever touched a snake?
  64. Have you ever ran a red light?
  65. Have you ever been suspended from school?
  66. Have you ever had detention?
  67. Have you ever been in a car accident?
  68. Have you ever hated the way you look?
  69. Have you ever witnessed a crime?
  70. Have you ever pole danced?
  71. Have you ever been lost?
  72. Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?
  73. Have you ever felt like dying?
  74. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
  75. Have you ever sang karaoke?
  76. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
  77. Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
  78. Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?
  79. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
  80. Have you ever sang in the shower?
  81. Have you ever made out in a park?
  82. Have you ever dream that you married someone?
  83. Have you ever glued your hand to something?
  84. Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
  85. Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked?
  86. Have you ever been a cheerleader?
  87. Have you ever sat on a roof top?
  88. Have you ever brush your teeth?
  89. Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
  90. Have you ever played chicken?
  91. Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
  92. Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
  93. Have you ever broken a bone?
  94. Have you ever been easily amused?
  95. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
  96. Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?
  97. Have you ever cheated on a test?
  98. Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?
  99. Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?
  100. Give us one thing about you that no one knows.
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stonerserpent

i can’t sleep so ask away:)

Source: tayloratthedisco
pleasantlyannoyingperson

“Bohemian Riverdale” to the tune of “Bohemian Rhapsody”

forasecondtherewedwon

From the writer who brought you “‘Joaquin’ to the tune of ‘Jolene’” & “‘Ronnie’s Dad’ to the tune of ‘Stacy’s Mom.’”

Because “Riverdale” and “rhapsody” have the same number of syllables.

Betty:

Why do I feel this?

Is it heredity?

Caught in the darkness

No escape from paternity

Dad’s the Black Hood,

He’s really no good, and me?

The killer’s daughter, from Northside bourgeoisie

It’s true I tortured Chuck, I was stressed

Now I’m worse, I’ve progressed

Left Chic in a graveyard, I wish I were like him: set free, set free

Veronica:

Daddy, not who I thought

Yes it’s true you were in jail

You served time to no avail

Daddy, no more secret plans

Why can’t you just be normal for one day?

Daddy, oooh

You’ve disgraced the name of Lodge

You know Mom didn’t want to run for Mayor

Now she’s won, now she’s won, I blame meager voter turnout

Archie:

This year, there’s no guitar

No more football on the team

I’ve abandoned all my dreams

Goodbye education, goodbye to lunch

Could’ve dated way more girls if I’d had time

Hiram, oooh

You expect a lot

I missed a class to try and make my mob bones

Jughead:

Just ‘cause I ride a motorcycle around town

Doesn’t mean, doesn’t mean that I’m one of you Serpents

Dog sitting and gang laws, hand caught between snake jaws, ow

Southside Serpents, Southside Serpents

Southside Serpents, Southside Serpents,

Southside Serpents made me King―but I’m sixteen

Cheryl:

I want a girlfriend, the lead role in Carrie,

Control of this house with a signed guarantee

And Mumsy dead, that’s not hyperbole

Evil nuns locked me up, waiting for backup

Conversion! They’re still keeping me locked up―where’s backup?

Conversion! They’re keeping me locked up―where’s backup?

Conversion! They’re keeping me locked up―where’s backup?

Keeping me locked up―where’s backup?

Hey, I’m still locked up―where’s backup?

Hey, I’m still locked up

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh Toni Topaz, Toni Topaz, Toni Topaz is backup!

Veronica said something, but I’m kissing To-ni,

To-ni

To-ni!

Archie:

So you think you can get between me and my dad?

So you think you can get back the fealty you had?

O-oh, Hiram, you must not know where I’m from

They’ll never arrest, they’ll never arrest me ‘round here

Veronica:

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Now I’m not an heiress

But I do own Pop’s

Now I’m not an heiress, though I’m not an heiress, I’m rich

Betty:

Left Chic in a graveyard…

yikes-sweetpea

Why does this not have more notes? this is a masterpiece. i just sang the whole thing and it’s perfect

forasecondtherewedwon

You’re my new favourite person, @yikes-sweetpea lol Thank you for appreciating this! It ain’t easy, reworking Queen.

Source: forasecondtherewedwon

Cheryl, helping Toni unpack her boxes after moving in, pulls out a pair of yellow Crocs: Please tell me you own these ironically and never wear them because this is a deal breaker.

Toni: Oh, those are Betty’s. She didn’t have room for them in her box so I let her put some stuff in mine.

Cheryl, visibly relieved: Thank God, I would’ve had to kick all of you out.

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